So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she looked like the before picture.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
All I want is dick and wine.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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