So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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