i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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