I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
