You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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