You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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