thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you traded sex for a burrito?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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