As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
a search helicopter?!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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