we have pet lesbian snakes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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