plz talk dirty to me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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