the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Did I show you my penis last night?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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