is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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