Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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