Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
