Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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