No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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