i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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