I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
