Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Randomize
