she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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