I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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