I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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