I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
