Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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