why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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