so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we're making bets on your personal life
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
