um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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