This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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