You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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