What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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