is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Randomize