She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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