some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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