When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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