That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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