I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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