So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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