xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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