I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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