Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Barsexuality is the new black.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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