Apparently you make a good broom.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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