I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it's like iHOP with fire
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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