Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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