grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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