Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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