what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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