i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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