He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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