woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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