Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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