So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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