I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So many bounce houses so little time
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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