I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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