I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
