I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think I won the penis lottery.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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